Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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