i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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