Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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