We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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