Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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