but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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