Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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