I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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