batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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