I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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