Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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