This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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