Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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