i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
