just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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