Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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