i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she peed on how many people?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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