But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
