I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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