Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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