Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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