i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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