Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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