Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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