u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
