Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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