it wasn't lemon gatorade
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i dont even know how to be here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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