Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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