she woke up with a sticky ear
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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