But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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