this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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