How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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