She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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