they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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