My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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