Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I want a musical about memes.
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