So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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