dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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