Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How naked do you want me to be?
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