the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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