I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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