i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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