what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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