I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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