How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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