i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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