Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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