we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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