sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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