if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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