I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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