It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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