i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Terrible idea I love it
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize